That's intense
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
