do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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