True but thats because hes a fetus.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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