And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm always down for nudity.
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