ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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