actually, I'm a sock model
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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