Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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