My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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