Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We have so much sex to catch up on
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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