Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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