why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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