I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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