what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Never underestimate the power of titties
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