Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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