Nicole vs. Life
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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