never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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