She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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