Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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