on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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