The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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