You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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