So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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