After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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