i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
