I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
