have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have aggressive nipples.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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