we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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