He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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