so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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