Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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