It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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