hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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