you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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