as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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