I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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