weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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