Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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