your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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