A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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