ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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