for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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