I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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