I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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