we made out on top of his cat.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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