As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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