alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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