He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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