I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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