yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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