How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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