I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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