Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
